LOL! indeed, he doesn't need a map for that, but he certainly likes them. perhaps you can give him one as a hint/pick-up gift that's just a doodle of you with an arrow leading to the X on your "kokari wilds" XD
lol, totes. put in little notes like "hill of heavenly pleasure" and "magical treasure hidden somewhere within the cave of wonders" and he'll be EXTRA pleased, and probably whip it out whenever he wants nookie XD
You, dear lady, are a genius. Not only do you have a remarkable talent for drawing and lewd language, but you also have exquisite taste in men. More smexy Loghain, pretty please! I'm nurturing an unhealthy Loghain fetish and need more fodder for my addiction.
I must say, I already think very highly of you for your taste in men, for I also have an unhealthy Loghain fetish. Very unhealthy. Is he not the hottest man ever? There's something about a mature, morally questionable war hero that pushes all of my buttons. Oh, not to mention a war hero with an orgasm-inducing voice. Pardon my vulgarity, but... UNF.
Anywho, yeah! There will definitely be more Loghain fodder for you in the future. Actually, er, I have some sketches that I haven't posted here, for good reason. I could send them to you if you'd like. >_> <_< >_>
I've always had a thing for older men myself. Loghain... He's perfection - the voice, the hair, the nose, the eyes, the snark. I'd gladly let him push my button(s)! Teehee... I loved him from the minute I first saw him in Ostagar, and I haven't even read the novels yet! (Ordered them 2 minutes ago, you know, fodder...) I blame fanfiction, salacious, smutty, superb fanfiction. I only wish he had more screen time in game.
SAME. I have adored older men since I was like... nine, creepily enough. AND INTERESTING NOSES. Hence why I totally agree with you. The nose is fantastic. Oh, and don't get me started on the smutty fanfiction, because I actually didn't fall for him the first time I saw him. I fell for him when I read THE HOTTEST SMUT FIC EVER. I don't even think it was in character, but it didn't matter. IT WAS AWESOME.
Ooh, and you're gonna love The Stolen Throne! Lots of yummy Loghain goodness in there!
I remember having crushes on teachers from a very early age on, and they were all OLD. Even now, they'd still be OLD compared to me. The nose fetish runs in my family, my mother has an even bigger nose fetish than me. We regularly swoon over Jean Reno's beak. I'm a creep.
What was the smut fic that won you over? Please do share! Or any others you like.